The following article contains major spoilers dragon house Season three, episode six, “Faceless Men.”
“They will sing of it,” Kristen Cole, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard and Chief Helmet dragon houseSaid last week. He was fantasizing about his mythical, legendary tale in battle.
instead-If you want to avoid spoilers or keep your peace forever, stop reading now-He died in a less legendary manner: via three arrows, one straight to the noggin. What Mushroom called “Butcher’s Ball” went out in extremely hostile fashion in the opening few minutes of season three, episode six.
It doesn’t seem like many people are angry about this. Cole, you remember, was a certified big loser. Prone to violent outbursts, strange acts of revenge, and slut-shaming, he was no one’s favorite character. We Are However, one thing to mourn. That head of hair. Oh, that fabulous hair. See, at the beginning of the show, Cole had attractive dark brown hair. Proper Disney prince hair, parted down the middle and combed back and perfectly flopping. It was a royal cut. we will file it under “Swept Back” CategoryDev Patel also created a stir. It’s laid-back and puts it all together in one fell swoop. It doesn’t hurt that it also sits on Fabian Frankel’s face card.
Of course, for season two, Cole cut his hair military style and changed it to a swamp-standard crew cut, possibly cut with a blunt sword or perhaps a rusty dagger. Obviously, Frankel still looked gorgeous. But our rage-baiting overlord had struck again. The Curly Boy Method was abolished, the salt spray was gone and we were left with a villain who couldn’t be justified by his barnet.
Now, we neither have Cole nor his original hair. He has kicked both the lid and the bucket. Goodbye to both. However, thankfully, Frankel’s IRL hair is essentially Cole’s original hair, so you can still use them as a constant reference for your barber. And then, yes, they will sing songs about it.
A version of this story originally appeared British GQ.
