Proud to admit it, man enough to say it: I’m somewhat obsessed with Erling Haaland. Before the World Cup, I always thought of him as “that scary big guy.” man city,” which was both true and fair. But now – in the grip of the tournament, with my stolen Valor Norway kit – I’m totally into it. I’m getting a service of TikTok editing that even the weirdest and most manospheric football bros wouldn’t get. My friends have started messaging me whenever Haaland posts his. Bizarre Stuff on SnapchatWhich has led me to think – and Only Consider, the important difference- downloading Snapchat.
Is this a crime? He entertains me! There’s something very heartening about a guy who can make funny online gags and then go onto the field at the World Cup and kick a ball so hard that it changes the direction of some poor Brazilian guy’s life forever.
Until yesterday, my enjoyment of Holland was limited entirely to his antics. Then I discovered her thing for Hermès. While scrolling through Instagram in an ongoing effort to brainwash myself, I came across a post listing Holland’s vast Hermès bag collection.
it was like that scene the devil Wears Prada. (Oh my God, I hope the football bros reading this saw this the devil Wears Prada???) HAC ROCK, with asymmetric zip. Petite little Kelly Depeches, wearing a clutch. HAC Multi-Pocket. not one, but Two HAC 50 Endless Roads! “Are you wearing…” “The Birkin Toile”? Yes. I am.“
These are not garden-variety Hermès pieces. They’re not bags you can easily pick up at the store, even if you’ve worked hard on the waiting list and skipped a few bands to get there. These are the advanced choices of Hermès. You only get this if you know the ball. And Haaland knows the ball.
