You don’t have to suffer through the tyranny of trousers – no matter how porous the linen is – especially when there’s an abundance of shorts to choose from. You can find everything you’re looking for for under $150. And if you’re quick in the draw, you can have the whole quiver, as the heat dome seals us like a rubberized lid.
All types of shorts exist, too: long shorts, short shorts, pleated shorts, baggy shorts, linen shorts, denim shorts, and basically any other type you can imagine. So, if your relationship with tattered trousers is strained, don’t give up just yet. Plus, once again, it’s going to be asphalt-melting heat throughout the country, and having some shorts with you can provide easy relief from the heat.
And because we’re a little short on time, we thought it might be good to create a roadmap within the Shorts category, so scroll down to see what we’ve been up to in these difficult times.
There’s a wide world of imitators out there, but very few achieve the same success as the original—and quite a few of them do so for less than $75.
Frizmworks
Fatigue Straight-Leg Cotton-Blend Shorts
These are capable of some relatively hard wear — I can climb in them, for example — but they’re also next-level all-day weekend warriors.
banana Republic
Archive Reissue 8″ Pleated Short
Usually you’d have to set up several eBay alerts to find shorts that retain a 50-year-old pedigree like these, but BR have recently searched through their archives, so you no longer have to.
Featuring an airy linen fabric, elastic waistband and loose fit, these are contenders for the summer’s most comfortable shorts crown.
earthstudy
MP-113 Aquatic Shorts
These are like buses that turn into boats, except they handle both land and sea much better than those buses.
Gramicci
Nylon Packable G-Shorts
Shorts don’t have to pack into a little pocket, but when they do and even look like that outside of that pocket? Now we are going somewhere.
Abercrombie & Fitch
baggy trouser short
Despite the plethora of options on offer, some loose-fitting, cute shorts can cost you less than a night of movie watching.
alex mill
Garment Dyed Pull On Field Short
Like a pair of cut-off fatigues, but if those fatigues were made entirely of hemp linen and also had a big circle of elastic at the back.
You can have a new favorite pair of shorts for under $30, it’s really that easy.
Todd Snyder
8″ Cotton Self-Belted Short
Don’t worry about that removable belt, because these shorts have the kind of proportions you should dream about and will work just as well with some sambas as they will with a pair of loafers.
As a rule, shorts can be more fun than pants.
Levi’s
454 Casual 10″ Shorts
Don’t let a few old jorts deprive you of one of the great joys of summer — especially when that joy will run you about $50 and last you an entire season and more.
18 east
Emery Pleated Big Shorts
These will catch the wind like a spinnaker.
Arc’teryx
9″ conceal short
A little more adventurous than your classic salmon short.
scene ny
neon team shorts
We won’t pretend these will be a costume or anything, but a pair of electric green shorts with a fun lil’ logo hit on the bottom will always be fun to wear whenever you don’t have to.
save khaki
6″ Corduroy Sport Short
Corduroy isn’t a winter-only proposition, and anyone who tells you otherwise is depriving themselves of a major pleasure for zero good reasons.
vuori
7″ Target Elastic Waist Small
The kind of shorts you’ll miss in the wash.
Lululemon
7″ Checkerboard Satin Linerless Gym Short
For anyone who misses a certain hallmark World Cup ’90s athletic short pattern, these do a great job of replicating that magic. (And they have pockets, unlike the originals.)
Madewell
pleated chino shorts
For less than $60, you can anchor or punctuate a shorts rotation.
Abercrombie & Fitch
baggy denim shorts
Big old Zorts with less-than-big-ol’ pricetags.
these are technically Swimming trunks, but the nylon is durable and the pockets are deep, which means they’ll serve you well for the rest of your vacation itineraries, too.